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Old Apr 08, 2011, 08:32 PM // 20:32   #5501
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Dethklok.

Why isn't a Raven like a Writing Desk?
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Old Apr 09, 2011, 06:34 AM // 06:34   #5502
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a raven is a bird and a desk is a piece of wood.


is it time to go to bed now?
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Old Apr 09, 2011, 03:53 PM // 15:53   #5503
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its always time to go to bed, thats why i dont

Isnt time an illusion?
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Old Apr 09, 2011, 04:40 PM // 16:40   #5504
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How to get into girls head and understant them?

I just dumbed one after 6 months (well our "half year day" was couple of days ago). And i just want to understant them...

Should i even login to GW after i've drinked "some"? I remember that i've done bad decisions in other games while drunk but i don't know how else to get something else to think...

edit: oh there was rules for asking dumb question, oops i think i didn't follow them

nazimoderation ban inc? Noes!

edit3:
Ok i follow them, but in wrong order:
Time isn't an illusion, per se. But the time we use is illusion made by humans.

edit:1337:
well 6month fling is at least more serious than one night things from a bar :P

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Old Apr 09, 2011, 04:55 PM // 16:55   #5505
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women are just looking for the BBD(Bigger Better Deal), besides you shouldn't take some 6 month fling on the web as serious. and i log on dog ass drunk all the time, go for it.

there are girls on the internet?
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Old Apr 09, 2011, 05:38 PM // 17:38   #5506
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A: Yes there are. Most of them are just hiding because most of the nerd just stalk them.

Q: How many beers are needed for crate of beer?

ps. yes no yeah but no but yes but no but

edit: It was NOT a 6 month fling on a web.... not everyone who plays GW is full time nerd... not at least me.... just look my post history and see how active i reall am.

It was a REAL LIFE relationship which i for some strange reason ended just because i felt like so for a a second. (sure we don't live in same town, but the difference isn't that great 60 kilometers or so.... we have met face to face alot...)

But what ever makes you sleep night well.... i'm certainly not sleeping that well....


edit:200000000010
and we even know before that IRL. so you're not helping here. if that was the RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOing thing you were even tryinh there

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Old Apr 09, 2011, 10:21 PM // 22:21   #5507
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a crate would be ever how many 30 packs fit on a NORMAL packing crate, so about 8x number of layers. (as seen in a1)


Diagram a1.

./__//__/ /__//__/|
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why does no one make diagrams anymore?

also: why does guru remove fore-spaces like a douche?

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Old Apr 10, 2011, 12:22 AM // 00:22   #5508
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That looks like a cash register to me! To answer your question "Cha-Ching!"

What was the last thing you laughed out loud at (literally), it seems in GW's a lot of peeps feel like lol has to be added at some point in every sentence. What was the last thing that made you actually LOL
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Old Apr 10, 2011, 02:03 AM // 02:03   #5509
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Forget was uh - that was funny

What's up with the new people trying to post while drunk?
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Old Apr 10, 2011, 05:26 AM // 05:26   #5510
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MOST people here seem to post while drunk...why should the newbies be any different? (oh--- my question! )
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Old Apr 10, 2011, 03:30 PM // 15:30   #5511
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Didn't mean to imply

If mothers have mothers day and fathers have fathers day and lovers have valentines day what do single men have? Hint: its coming really soon and its a sunday.
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Old Apr 10, 2011, 04:22 PM // 16:22   #5512
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easter?...

what else is there?
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Old Apr 10, 2011, 04:26 PM // 16:26   #5513
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super bowl sunday.....or it is the first day of the baseball season, any given saturday---


Is that enough choices?
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Old Apr 10, 2011, 04:36 PM // 16:36   #5514
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Yes.

Why do americans have squeeze cheese?
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Old Apr 10, 2011, 04:43 PM // 16:43   #5515
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so they can get high off huffing it.

Is that considered promoting drug use??


****Don't Huff Cheese Please.****
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Old Apr 10, 2011, 10:18 PM // 22:18   #5516
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The answer to my question is palm sunday *dirty joke*

No

Protein shake or meal replacement shake?
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protine shakes arnt that bad

whats ramen considered?
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Old Apr 11, 2011, 02:59 PM // 14:59   #5518
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Ramen is a noodle block

that palm sunday joke is the best joke any of us have heard all week, no?
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Old Apr 11, 2011, 03:51 PM // 15:51   #5519
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not really....spend more time watching the news and you will see some REAL jokes.


do you like Peeps (insert registered trademark here)...(the marshmallow thingys)??
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aren't as cool as my peeps from Us Are Not.

Are Twinkies really the only food that would survive a nuclear war?
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